Things to ponder 4

How can there be self-help "groups"?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can 
he still hear his Walkman?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What
is a whack? 
 
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? 

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? 
Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns? 

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest
have to drown too?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because 
they taste funny? 

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? 

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? 

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the 
English language. Could it be that "I do" is the 
longest sentence? 

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, 
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
 musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, 
and drycleaners depressed?