It Just Stands To Reason

Did you hear about the two guys who decided to try duck hunting?

They bought new outfits and equipment, and went out to a place in the woods where they heard the hunting was really good. But after several hours of thrashing through the woods, one fellow said, "I don't know about this. We've been out here all day and haven't caught a single duck."

"Do you think we're doing something wrong?" asked the other.

"I don't know," the first replied. "Maybe we're not throwing the dog up high enough."