Units of Conversion

For those who thought the hardest part of Physics 101 was the constant conversion from feet and inches to the metric system, including all its Newtons, Joules, and Watts, here are some other useful conversions:

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: 
Eskimo Pi 

2000 pounds of Chinese soup: 
Won ton 

1 millionth of a mouthwash: 
1 microscope 

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 
1 bananosecond 

Weight an evangelist carries with God: 
1 billigram 

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: 
Knot-furlong 

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 
1 Rod Serling 

Half of a large intestine: 
1 semicolon 

1000 aches: 
1 megahurtz 

Basic unit of laryngitis: 
1 hoarsepower 

Shortest distance between two jokes: 
A straight line 

454 graham crackers: 
1 pound cake 

1 million-million microphones: 
1 megaphone 

1 million bicycles: 
2 megacycles 

2000 mockingbirds: 
two kilomockingbirds 

10 cards: 
1 decacards 

1 kilogram of falling figs: 
1 Fig Newton 

1000 grams of wet socks: 
1 literhosen 

1 millionth of a fish: 
1 microfiche 

1 trillion pins: 
1 terrapin 

10 rations: 
1 decoration 

100 rations: 
1 C-ration 

2 monograms: 
1 diagram 

8 nickels: 
2 paradigms 

100 Senators: 
Not 1 decision.