The Main Course

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a sample of Viagra, but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip the tablet into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So, that night at dinner, she does.

About a week later she's back to see the doctor. She says, "Doc, the pill worked great, I put it in the potatoes like you said. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes on the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravages me right there on the table!"

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize the pills were that strong. I'm sure my insurance will be glad to pay for any damages."

"Nah," she says, "that's okay. We aren't going back to that restaurant anyway."